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This Is Probably A Mistake, But​.​.​.

by Karma Gambit

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1.
Still Frames 03:26
Caught you with your head down in spirits worse than mine You helped me out when I needed to leave my valentine That dress you love used to be blue but the blood is seeping through While you look better in maroon, your ex made such a cunning move He told you not to worry about her Now she's in his profile picture Laughing and making the eyes Still frames of the lovers abandoned Now we're left without a companion Remember when we were alive? Let's put on our favorite show until we fall asleep Don't compare yourself to that couple on the screen They work together and have a life that was perfectly designed By thirteen writers in L.A. who cry alone in bed at night The snow has melted, there's no sign of what we left behind Spring has finally arrived, so heartbreak, go and hide We can lead the lives we dreamed, so look out, here we come We'll find our bliss and we will ride off into that golden sun
2.
You, you've got your eyes in a jar labelled "Things I Use For Love" Me, I've got my eyes that I mostly use for sex then giving up I'm a whore for advice, God forbid I ever hold myself accountable Shut the front door and kill the lights, the earth is flooding and I'm feeling pretty drownable This has heartache written over it An overdose, a suicide A prison break gone wrong, the walls close in I probably should've gotten off this ride You, you've got your smile that you stash away until you need a favor I, all the while am being told by my friends, "Man, don't try and save her You'll kill yourself a bit each day until all that's left is some blonde hair and a pop song Look out for your health, get out and play Dream of stars you'll see one day and brother, move on" This has heartache written over it An overdose, a suicide A prison break gone wrong, the walls close in A love affair with genocide
3.
I'm bored out of my skull for the fifth time This week and I've barely made five dimes I'm having staring contests with the clock and I'm losing I'm losing My girlfriend hasn't come in a long week She hasn't visited either and I'm hungry That's when a girl named Trouble said, "I'm new here, boy, use me Go on and use me" Someone help me out, she's a charming cashier Bites her lip softly, headlights, meet deer Man, I think I'll make a mistake real soon It's gonna be a fun fall to my doom She needs help with her sales pitch, she's struggling She inches closer to me and I'm tugging At my collar as I think of a way I can swing this I can't swing this She asks me if I need a ride home I say, "I know the way, I know the way" She asks me if I wanna kiss her And I think I know what to say, know what to say
4.
Chameleon 03:25
Tell me what it is you like to do What a coincidence, those are my interests too I also dream of walking the moon So I'll go home and write a happy tune I finally found a girl who knows heartbreak And prefers vanilla milkshakes The similarities get me all riled But a chameleon never smiles Tell me all your troubles, present and past As I take a long sip from this brandy glass It's always been my favorite drink From the moment I saw it sitting by your sink I've never felt this kind of love before No one I've ever met hates grocery stores But I lie awake and count the ceiling tiles 'Cause a chameleon never smiles Caress me when I'm cold and bare Stroke my unkempt James Dean hair It makes me feel safe for a while But a chameleon never... You ask me if I'd stay the night I said, "Why not? This is so right" It feels like Christmas as a child But a chameleon never smiles
5.
She's a cardiac kleptomaniac, can't help herself Keeps an affection collection on her bookshelf She's a mind breaker, I'd take her in a New York sec And let her tie a noose around my neck She's got an oceanfront view to a catastrophe Has a sentient silhouette, never lands off her feet Flies in circles 'round my ears, whispering semi-truths Like a fairy tugging hard on a wisdom tooth Gets bored quick like a dancer doing old steps Sounds off loud like a strong man doing reps Counts the times that the pavement's met someone she filled with dreams She thinks that love's ridiculous, says upfront to be clear, "Don't think that I'll flip the switch in a month or a year" But the lightbulb flickers on around the dawn of spring Just in time for the queen to checkmate the king I was just a fool who believed she had no rabbits and kept empty sleeves Now vampires would love my knees
6.
I wanna go back and get my degree I'm interested in theology And figuring out what kind of god would create someone like me 'Cause you can bet I'd brag if I had skills science needs And I discovered a cure for every fucking disease I would lose this crowd when I opened my mouth I guess I have a talent after all, I'm no catch, just watch me fall Take me outta the rat race, take me out with the trash Buy me some worthless shit I won't use until I'm wearing a gas mask After the bomb has fallen and we're stuck in hazmat suits Find me over at Rickshaw Street and let's fuck over nuclear ooze She said, "I love you" after watching Empire I said, "I know" and went out to change a tire Because it hurts too much to admit what will soon reveal me to be a liar So give me a hand, somewhere I can stand or someplace I can land I'll throw it away, I'm never afraid of falling on my face Be glad you never met someone like me
7.
I'm counting sheep and hoping they don't bite She's got a knight in shining horror by the window I get a little low when she gets a little high And somewhere Freddie's singing "any way the wind blows" It doesn't matter, I'm Picasso as hell Thinking with my heart, my lips next to my blue eyes And she is ruled by our connection as well Her knight is short for this world, short in general Yeah, he's gonna lose this fight But she said, "Don't, we know how this thing goes" And I said, "No, I'll dodge the thorns, my Rose" There's fire in our blood And I'm as desperate as a middle-aged man Grasping for attention with a sports car and a new wife At least he's lasted that long, I'm a flash in the pan People used to sing my songs, now I just wear my jeans too tight She smoked a cigarette after we had sex Sat out on the porch and watched our dreams turn into smoke rings The only bright side is we're not dead yet I'm no scientist but I know there's a cure for being lonely But I guess love wasn't enough
8.
Magic 8 03:23
Carve me up with an old steak knife, make it last for hours I need something to pass the time since I put down the whiskey sours Sick of reading the same sad books, getting off to tears Sick of sympathetic looks, it's been a real bitch of a year You can't save me and I don't mind I've gotta learn to live It's so tempting to waste my life Taking more than I give Lay it down, that same old beat we've heard again and again Too young to die, too old to reach the heights I thought I would in the end But there's something I can't explain when the bass rattles the floor My future went up in a hurricane but I still gotta play a bit more So get up off the couch, go out and dance It's okay to have some fun without romance And if a honey looks your way and grins Know that you can take it on the chin You've been the one broken and the one to break So grab the magic 8 and give it a shake You're never gonna live that fairytale But you can learn to keep life on the rails
9.
She's the queen of the local scene She does a Khaleesi slow striptease Looks like Emilia Clarke with an olive tan Draggin' her feet out a VW van 'Cause she's a hippie, she's sipping the acid of love And she will ask you to tattoo her name right above The one that you got for your grandma Just like uppercutting a sandbar There's no way that could happen There's no fucking way that could happen So why am I standing here? Dripping in an ice-cold sweat Scared I'll throw a stone in the gears And the love will fall out of her head Why am I standing here? She's an all-purpose key to locks not yet made Summer's first cold glass of lemonade She could spur on a cowboy to lose his hat Close down a Hollywood laundromat She's a rebel, a pebble for skipping off lakes That makes you younger, your tongue hurts from sucking her face She's a canvas with gleaming white teeth On which you could paint your masterpiece And make anything happen So why am I sitting here? Crossed legs to hide this feeling We watch another rerun of Cheers She breaks the norm and sends me reeling Why am I sitting here?
10.
Sing to me like you did That night when there was no one else but us And everything was diamonds in the spring I still can hear that lullaby deep inside When twilight blooms I think of you The shadows dance across my room I swear by this blue moon That I will see you soon Hold your courage to your chest Nestled in a childhood locket where no one else can find There's beauty in your eyes I have read in stories old, it's been foretold Our star-crossed love A holy dove appears to me from up above A signal to this fool that I will see you soon The ocean divides us, my dear But sleep now and I will wait here The stars caress the midnight sky But soon they'll have to say goodbye Just like we had to do But I hope to see you soon

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All songs written by Jack Linden
All songs recorded, mixed, and mastered by Sean Ahern

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released September 14, 2018

Jack Linden - lead and background vocals, guitars, percussion
Sean Ahern - bass, guitars, gang vocals
Jeff Linden - keyboards, gang vocals
Sean Clinton - drums
Bair Srivastav - gang vocals

Album cover illustration by Joe Ruff
Photography and graphic design by Brian Curry
Karma Gambit logo by Kris Khunachak

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